Milo infiltrado en el campamento
-mushu despierta-.le dijo hacia una estatua del cual era como una lámpara de dragón.
en eso se despertó haciendo que se cayera hacia el piso.
-acabo de despertar, quien usa interrumpir gran ancestro solo tiene que decir y partiré, quien se atreva a amenazar a nuestra familia seré un gran infernal-.
-Mushu!!, estos son los guardianes familiares ¿ellos?-.
-Protegen a la familia-.dijo mushu con poco entusiasmo.
-y tu que fuiste degradado ¿que?-
- hago sonar el bongó-
-Así es ahora despierta a la familia- dijo el ancestro señalando a todos los ancestros-
-reunión familiar reunida de inmediato, por favor señores despierten, se acabo el sueño de la bello durmiente-.
en eso todos los ancestros se sentaron en su pedestal.
-ese Milo desde el principio causo problema-dijo la tía
-Solo esta tratando de ayudar a su madre-dijo la ancestra.
-pero si lo descubren la familia quedara en desgracia y los varones sagrados se perderán-.
-y perderán la granja-.
-milo siempre causo problema, mi hija jamás causo nada- dijo una ancestra gruñona.
-si, pero no todos podemos ser apicultura-.
-si, pero no todos tenemos que ser travestís como tu bisnieta-.dijo una abuelita.
Después de ese comentario todos los ancestros comenzaron a discutir entre ellos.
-que el guardia lo agarra regresar-. Dijo uno agarrando a mushu y poniéndolo ante la estatua de una vaca.
-no al mas ágil- se lo quito de la mano poniendo a mushu ahora ante un chango.
-no al mas inteligente-.
-No, debemos enviar al mas fuerte de todos-. dijo el jefe.
-esta bien, esta bien no insistan yo iré- dijo mushu.
en eso todos los ancestros se empezaron a reír.
-la ultima vez llevaste a la familia a un desastre- . dijo la misma abuelita ancestral
-enviaremos a un dragón a traer a milo- dijo el gran jefe acercándose a mushu.
-que, que yo soy un dragón- dijo mushu jalando la barba.
-No eres digno de estar en ese puesto!!! ahora despierta al gran dragón de piedra.
-luego hablamos del aumento, si-
pero no contaba que el jefe le lanzaría el bong.
-¡¡¡Aaahh!!!-.
- otra oportunidad que mas le da, nadie se muere por eso-
en eso mushu fue hacia la gran estatua del dragón, pero a pesar de que tocara y tocara su bongó termino destruyendo la estatua.
-Gran dragón de piedra as despertado ya!!!- grito desde la ventana del templo.
mushu cargo la pesada cabeza del dragón y se la puso encima.
-Acabo de despertar, yo soy el gran dragón de piedra, no se preocupen yo iré a traer a milo, mencione ya que yo soy el gran dragón de piedra-.
-Ve el destino de la familia fa, esta en sus garras- dijo pero inmediatamente se callo pues la cabeza del dragón de piedra era muy pesada.
-creo que me torcí algo-dijo mushu quitándose la cabeza.
En eso un grillo se acerca a el ofreciéndole una idea.
-que valla por ella!!!-grito.
El grillo le contesto.
-pero que te pasa he, después de esto quieres que valla y traigo una medalla al centro-.
Pasaron 5 segundos.
-un momento eso es, hare de milo un héroe y me suplicaran que regrese a trabajar, es un plan maestro o eres un genio amigo-dijo mushu entusiasmado.
Pero el grillo le suplico.
-y que te hace pensar que vendras-.
Respondió..
-eres un grillo de la suerte, jajaja ¿acaso me crees un tonto?-
Volvió a responder el grillo.
-como que un perdedor-dijo mushu.-pero si te quitara una antera y la pusiera en la basura quien seria el perdedor tú o yo?.
Mientras mushu iba hacia el campamento , el ejercito de los uno se acercaban cada vez mas al emperador.
Ahora milo se encontraba enfrente del campamento solo que ensayando tenia su kimono color amarillo, sus abanicos uno con símbolo del jing y el jang y el otro con un drago. Para ser la primera vez que se maquilla y se peinaba como mujer no estaba tan mal. En ese momento mushu apareció monto un espectáculo para convencer a milo que era un poderoso guardián pero cuando termino fue algo aplastado por el caballo de milo, pasaron unos minutos pero milo accedió a que mushu lo acompañara, al entrar milo se mostro femenino y tierna.
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After Milo left for the camp, the grandmother said a prayer "dear ancestors protect Milo". At the end of that prayer, the statue of the great ancestor moved causing the ghost of the ancestor the great chief to wake up.
"Mushu wake up," she told her towards a statue of which was like a dragon lamp.
at that she woke up causing him to fall to the floor.
-I just woke up, whoever uses interrupt great ancestor only has to say and I will go, whoever dares to threaten our family I will be a great infernal.
-Mushu !!, These are the family guardians, them? -.
"They protect the family," Mushu said with little enthusiasm.
-And you who were degraded what? -
- I play the bongo drum-
-That's how the family is now awake- said the ancestor pointing to all the ancestors-
-family reunion reunited immediately, please gentlemen wake up, the dream of the sleeping beauty is over-.
at that all the ancestors sat on his pedestal.
-That Milo from the beginning caused a problem -said the aunt
"She's just trying to help his mother," said the ancestor.
-But if they discover it, the family will be in disgrace and the sacred men will be lost.
(And they'll lose the farm)
-Milo always caused trouble, my daughter never caused anything- said a grumpy ancestor.
-Yes, but not all of us can be beekeeping.
"Yes, but we don't all have to be transvestites like your great-granddaughter," said a grandmother.
After that comment all the ancestors started arguing amongst themselves.
-That the guard grabs him back-. Said one grabbing mushu and placing him in front of the statue of a cow.
-not the most agile- I take it out of his hand putting mushu now before a monkey.
-not the smartest-.
"No, we must send the strongest of all." said the boss.
"Okay, okay, don't insist, I'll go," said mushu.
at that all the ancestors began to laugh.
-Last time you led the family to disaster. said the same ancestral granny
"We will send a dragon to bring Milo," said the great chief, approaching mushu.
"What, I'm a dragon," said mushu pulling his beard.
-You are not worthy of being in that position !!! now awaken the great stone dragon.
-Then we talk about the increase, yes-
But he didn't count that the boss would throw the bong at him.
-Aaahh !!! -.
- another chance that gives you more, nobody dies for that-
In that, mushu went to the great statue of the dragon, but despite him playing and playing the bongo he ended up destroying the statue.
-Great stone dragon has already awakened !!! - He shouted from the temple window.
Mushu carried the heavy head of the dragon and put it on top.
-I just woke up, I am the great stone dragon, do not worry I will go to bring milo, I already mentioned that I am the great stone dragon-.
-See the fate of the Fa family, it is in their clutches- he said but immediately fell silent because the head of the stone dragon was very heavy.
"I think I twisted something," said Mushu, taking his head off.
At that a cricket approaches him offering him an idea.
-Go for her !!! - he yelled.
The cricket replied.
-But what's wrong with you? After this you want me to go and bring a medal to the center.
5 seconds passed.
"Wait that's it, I'll make a hero out of me and they'll beg me to go back to work, it's a master plan or you're a genius friend," said mushu enthusiastically.
But the cricket begged him.
-and that makes you think you'll come-.
He answered ..
-You are a cricket of luck, hahaha, do you think me a fool? -
He answered the cricket again.
"Like a loser," mushu said. "But if I took an anther from you and put it in the trash, who would you or me be the loser?"
As the mushu made their way to the camp, the army of one grew closer and closer to the emperor.
Now milo was in front of the camp, only rehearsing he had his yellow kimono, one with the symbols of jing and jang and the other with a dragon. For the first time she had put on makeup and combed her hair as a woman, it wasn't so bad. At that moment mushu appeared on stage to convince milo that he was a powerful guardian but when he finished he was somewhat crushed by milo's horse, a few minutes passed but milo agreed to let mushu accompany him, when milo entered he was feminine and tender.
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